Reasons my car sucks

1. The air conditioning isn't cold

2. The dashboard/control center (?) only lights up when it wants to*

3. There is a hole in the muffler which is making me lose my hearing. It also causes people to think that I have tricked out my '95 Nissan

4. The heat/vent only works when it is turned on full blast-- further impairing my ability to listen to music at a normal volume

5. The stick shift doesn't like to go into reverse. Usually when I am in a public parking lot or I have a passenger. I have to use both hands, make ugly faces and pull with all of my strength multiple times. Very suave as my muffler blasts.


*This further facilitates my speeding problem as (A) I truthfully can't see how fast I am driving, and (B) I don't really care because when I get pulled over I will tell the officer that it just went out and I thought I was going the speed limit. I may or may not get a Warning but it's worth a shot.