I'm never wearing this outfit again

Today I am wearing a very troublesome corduroy skirt. Every time I stand up I get a wedgie and end up having to fix my entire ensemble. Luckily I'm not shy and don't mind adjusting my derriere in view of my female coworkers (although it is every twenty minutes or so), but it's a little frustrating when my male boss is in the office and my boyshorts are behaving like a thong.