My soap nearly killed me, but it's natural

As I have previously disclosed, last year I switched over to natural personal care/cleaning products to appease my unfounded cancer fears. This brings me to,

Exhibit 3:
This weekend, I bought the above soap. As most know, natural/organic/whatever products are usually a lot more expensive than their artificial counterparts. This soap was a bargain though (under $5), so I was pretty excited.

Last night, I grabbed my poofy soap thing and my new purchase. I tried to open the lid, but it was a bit stuck. Eventually I pried off the cap, but I guess in my concentration I forgot to blink when a huge spurt of natural goodness flew into my eye.

I yelped and whimpered like an injured puppy over the sound of my eye sizzling. Tears and snot streamed out of my facial orifices, and somehow I lost the ability to keep both of my eyes open for about thirty minutes.

While a product might be natural, please don't assume it is pure enough to dump in your eye.