Whoa

While doing my daily news browsing, I saw this banner ad to the right of an article I was reading.

This is some scary shit! What would happen to your family if you died without Life Insurance? I'll tell you what, your chubster of a kid will end up as a beggar!

Even more amusing to me, however, was that when I right-clicked and saved, the file turned out to be named KilledByNinjasV2. I can only hope that version 1 actually shows the dad being killed by ninjas. Part one scares the shit out of you imagining your painful death-by-Asian-defense-moves. Then Part two fills you with guilt for not having the forethought to provide for your ugly kid. Way to go, Dad. Way. To. Go.