Thursday, April 17, 2008

A Disappointing Lunch

I got a pre-made turkey, mozzarella and croissant sandwich today. I was really disappointed. The croissant didn't look too sprightly to begin with, but I went for it anyway out of desperation.

Aren't whole grains supposed to keep you full? I seem to only be able to go about two hours between eating cereal in the morning and then wanting lunch. I'm beginning to think that the craze for whole grains is a load of bunk.

Anyway, I assumed that the turkey would turn the delicate croissant into mush alone, but after purchasing it I saw that they had put mayonaise on it also.

I might be alone in this, but I am disturbed when my pre-made sandwich comes with pre-spread condiments. Although I am terrified of condiments, I don't see how an otherwise mayonaise-loving person would want that shit soaking into their bread for who knows how many hours?

If I see a label that says "Turkey and Mozzarella on Croissant" that is what I expect. Why is it acceptable for them to slather it on without disclosure?

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